@WheelTod: I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away
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@KKAlThani: Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing.
@duplicitron: Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears.
@bobvulfov: [cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket of fried chicken* what's the problem officer