@xlpaws: I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I'm not wearing pants.
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@Molly_Kats: I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.
@Poopy_Pizza_Pal: *boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
@KeetPotato: [paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website