@xlpaws: I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I'm not wearing pants.
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@jonnysun: i asked my mom why she was crying and she said because shes choping onions which is sad becuase as a young child she was adopted by onions
@tastefactory: Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts "No this is Creative WRITHING class" Other student squirms around on floor "Very good Todd"
@paul_lander: Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
@fro_vo: Dr: you have pneumonia Hillary: what's pneumonia Me: *fighting off secret service* not much monia what's pneu with you