@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
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@SarahAMoulton: I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. "Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."
@ImSoFrancis: *tornado takes out half of my house* Me: (without looking up from my phone) hey guys is the internet not working for you?
@Darlainky: What I wanted to do was look cute making dirt angels for Earth Day. What I did was ruin an entire outfit.
@lilgapeach30: Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you.