@man_in_radiator: I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
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@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
@just1fool: I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in.