@cdpeck: I hate it when people who are younger than me complain about being old. They're all like... well, I forget what they say, but it's still annoying.
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@bobbiejo448: This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five.
@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
@Rollmaninoz: Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok
@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover