@cdpeck: I hate it when people who are younger than me complain about being old. They're all like... well, I forget what they say, but it's still annoying.
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@ArfMeasures: JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what
@KelleysBreakRm: When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me.