@hpb777: I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband.
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@djdarrellripley: Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science...
@SoVeryBritish: Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties
@OtherDanOBrien: MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers
@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus