@Sean_Burgundy_: I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move
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@Bandersnaaatch: Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?
@fricken_jess: Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably.