@mattZillaaaa: I hate long distance relationships so I'm moving the fridge to my bedroom.
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@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier
@CulturedRuffian: Doughnuts alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul...you'll also need chocolate milk.
@MandiAtRandom: Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog
@TheCrumbDiary: This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene.