@autocorrects: I hate people who say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word.
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@bgirl314: 5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you.
@thesulk: Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.
@DelanieFischer: One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken.