@autocorrects: I hate people who say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word.
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@MaraWritesStuff: Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP.
@BlakWidowBarbee: My tweets don't get the attention they used to. I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard.
@badbanana: Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.