@autocorrects: I hate people who say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word.
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@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
@theflipgod: #WorstWaysToStartALoveLetter What started as a simple prostate exam, has blossomed into something special...
@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy.