@MauriceBlitz: I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called "The News."
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@DaddysinCharge: Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids.
@mishakey: I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn't work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
@rockymomax: [wakes up next to perfectly crocheted sweater with knitting needles in hands] Oh dear god not again
@daemonic3: They say New Zealand has a sheep population of over 60 million How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?