@JimmerThatisAll: I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band.
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@Tmoney68: If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I guess that puts me somewhere around the "eye broccoli" category.
@Sal0630: My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease.
@NicestHippo: You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn
@Token_Geezer: Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers