@JimmerThatisAll: I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band.
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@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.
@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@vinnycrack: the best insult ever is "who is this clown" because 1. you're calling them a clown 2. you're saying they're not even a well known clown
@skickwriter: Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now.