@sageboggs: I hate self-promotional people. They're so into themselves they probably don't even realize I have a new album available on iTunes now
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@ceejoyner: Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs.
@online_shawn: I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning
@DumbConfessions: *jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*