@MikeOdenthal: i hate sex and have no libido but i still date because i love explaining to women why the music they like is bad
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@Dschnoeb: I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.
@timdonakowski: Want the secret to success? Want 2x the energy without having to diet? Want to add 20 years to your life? Want less shoulder hair? Me too.
@beefman138: Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals.