@MikeOdenthal: i hate sex and have no libido but i still date because i love explaining to women why the music they like is bad
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@mylifesuckers: Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?
@KentWGraham: I bought 28 items at the grocery store today and the bagger managed to strategically fit them into just 21 bags.
@iwearaonesie: toddler *banging his hammer on the coffee table* me: What are you making? toddler: Noise