@MikeOdenthal: i hate sex and have no libido but i still date because i love explaining to women why the music they like is bad
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@donjuantip: ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
@Fred_Delicious: Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone" Nala - "the what?" Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"
@redpawn3: I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?
@pabstdriver: I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone.