@claudiaa_haleyy: I hate that "You know what to do" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad.
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@murrman5: [date smiles as I pour more wine] it's like you're trying to get me drunk for something brent [me selecting 2 players on mortal kombat] haha
@chimneyspotter: What idiot called it "CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery" instead of "Baguette and Tag It"
@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.