@juliussharpe: I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake.
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@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.
@just1fool: The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils.
@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@WilliamAder: Me: How do you like being an Uber driver. Driver: I don't work for Uber. Me: So, I just willingly climbed into a windowless van, didn't I?