@juliussharpe: I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake.
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@FeverFlave: Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Friend: Wanna go out with me for a beer? Me: I'll go out with you *finger guns* for free
@paralysing_word: If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
@KrissiBex: Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone