@DevilryFun: I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@figgled: Me: don't 🙏🏼 judge 💜 other 🌈 people 💕 be kind ✌🏼😇 Also me: anyone who likes the new Taylor Swift song has a rotten brain parasite
@jeannerbeaner: Pronounce it "Valentimes Day" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face.
@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!