@DevilryFun: I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
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@BuckyIsotope: My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing.
@notalogin: God never gives you more than you can handle. But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart.
@Juven_Naidoo: A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer.