@DevilryFun: I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
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@david8hughes: If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established.
@cosmicbibi: Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research.
@mydanimarie: 911 what's your emergency? I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE. Ma'am we don't-- IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION
@Underchilde: Hey, remember when AT&T told you to "reach out and touch someone" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!