@Brohamulet: I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise.
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@DanMentos: [at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
@iamspacegirl: if chickens exchanged goods and services for a fixed price it would be called chicken tenders have a great day
@Elizasoul80: I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life.