@Brohamulet: I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise.
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@skickwriter: My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
@noogscorner: A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean "digger"?]
@just1fool: Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess.