@Brohamulet: I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise.
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@Ristolable: What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts.
@chelliet22: I heard a noise downstairs, so naturally I came down to investigate in my towel, post-shower. Exactly. I'M the idiot in a slasher film.
@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.