@imhhk: I hate "two-faced" people.
It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
@IamSoffWilliams: We all have that special someone in our lives that we wish would get run over by a truck.
@aveuaskew: Win every disagreement by saying " I know. I'm from the future." Because they can argue with you, but not science.
@aveuaskew: I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?
@SortaBad: Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill