@imhhk: I hate "two-faced" people.
It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
@iRowlf: Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?
@shariv67: One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet.
@soturntaliens: When you start a business but you have a life also.
@VenisVal: Ab Muscles: You're having ANOTHER cookie?
Ab Muscles: You're just never planning on seeing us again?
@_SingleBabyMama: I answer with an automatic "Yes" each time my mom says "Oh, have I told you...?" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.