@imhhk: I hate "two-faced" people.
It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
@TheSepticHermit: Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.
@AimeeHelene1: *Husband forgets to close screen on door*
*4 hrs later*
Me: *feels furriness on my leg in bed*
@ImSoFrancis: Food just tastes better upside-down
1. upside-down cake
3. not cereal tho
4. oh no cereal is everywhere
5. why did I do this
@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
@Muath_tu: Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life.