@imhhk: I hate "two-faced" people.
It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
@neilhimself: In my dreams last night, I met God. He gave me the manuscript for His novel to read, but I never read it, & I had to avoid Him in the town.
@Poutymcgee: I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you.
@Loli_Sug: My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16
@Home_Halfway: I wonder how many crimes The Muppets have kermitted.
@handsock_butts: [Amphibian Playground]
BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds
TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog!
TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*