@imhhk: I hate "two-faced" people.
It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."
Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place.
@GrumpyBahr: I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!
@CM2BTTHD: Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.
@Social_Mime: A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit.
@MomOfTeen: That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I've ever had.
Thanks for asking me to sleep with you!
Huh. You look upset.