@Home_Halfway: I hate w.hen my period comes early
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@okay_andi: Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth
@KalvinMacleod: Wife: This milk is 30 seconds past due, time to throw it out. Me: This milk is lumpy. I need a fork.