@topaz006: I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect.
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@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
@lilgapeach30: I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. "Always needs a favor" is calling, decline.
@OBiiieeee: [trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no