@jlock17: I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.
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@zachreinert03: Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena
@P1ssed_K1d: My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I still don't know how much she charges him though
@Reverend_Scott: Witness: I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. Lawyer: Objection! Witness is ugly! Judge: Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement.