@aLunchBox: I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying.
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@LeBearGirdle: Wife: what are you watching? Me: See II Wife: don't you mean Saw II? Me: not till it's over
@RorynotRoy: I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash.
@Cpin42: Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can’t believe that he did it. I wasn’t even sick.