@ShesARealGenius: "I hate when I can't think of the right word," she protesticulated.
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@paulablu22: Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster.
@LauraBenanti: I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.