@ShesARealGenius: "I hate when I can't think of the right word," she protesticulated.
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@Brampersandon_: FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg
@FullMetalMommy: My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight. Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn.
@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.