@MartaEffing: I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire.
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@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.