@FancyNancyAnn: I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.
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@Home_Halfway: WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton
@AlmightyBored: Her: We had our friend for dinner. Him: It sounds wrong when you say it like that. Her: Sorry. We ate our friend for dinner.
@iinkedZombie: The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians.
@dreamthievin: Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes