@MrGeorgeWallace: I run a gambling ring where we throw humidifiers and dehumidifiers into a pit and let 'em fight that shit out.

@sanbay: Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out.

@tarashoe: ohgod what if there's some murderer in the backseat of my car while i'm driving alone and they hear me singing this cranberries song off-key

@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window

@leyawn: richard dawkins got owned again. when will this man learn