@Reverend_Scott: I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it's slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
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@jonnysun: *puts tiny glases on my pet owl* *puts tiny lab coat on my pet owl* *puts tiny stethoscope on my pet owl* ha ha doctor who
@amydillon: [son comes home with big lump on his forehead] ME: Oh no, what happened? 7: I fell down on the playground. ME: How did you fall? 7: Forward.