@jergarl: I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers.
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@Rollmaninoz: Me: More fur & these cute little whisk- Police Sketch artist: you're describing a cat Me: please his birthday is today & he loves portraits
@stuckinaportal: regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets
@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.
@pharmasean: You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine