@jergarl: I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers.
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@imence2: Head says "Forget about her." Heart says "Tell her u love her." Bottle of whisky says"Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."
@SortaBad: what's the proper waiting period after your spouse is kidnapped until you can resume watching your Netflix shows without it being a thing
@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.