@jergarl: I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers.
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@Wuttercuerk: I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side.
@scorpiusryan21: Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?
@markleggett: Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say "You can only pick one."