@Cpin42: I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume.
@Ristolable: Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said "file this under sad." WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING
@TheMichaelRock: If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump.
@sexncake: My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts
@RomyMichele: #HighSchoolTaughtMe how to solve any math word problem
@aveuaskew: "Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.