@Cpin42: I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume.
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@audipenny: Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like "well I better just go with it" and I begin sprinting at them
@PoblicMenace: If using your 4yo as a remote control to fetch things makes you a bad parent, then I'm a bad parent... A bad parent with an ice cold beer.
@ComeHome4Dinner: *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is.