@MartaEffing: I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too.
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@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@iscoff: My uncle started shouting at me about my "misuse" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)
@StephenAtHome: The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.