@shatterpants: I hate when I wake up at night, look at the clock and go right back to sleep. Essentially my body is just waking me up to do math.
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@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone
@Sassafrantz: Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine.
@Jeffwni: - "... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"
@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.