@Wakenbake77: I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@IamEnidColeslaw: today I went for a run & a homeless guy was like WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM & I was like EVERYTHING
@HousewifeOfHell: My husband and I are giving our daughter driving lessons. He teaches her how to drive, and I teach how to swear at all the other drivers.
@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."