@FloodyHippie: I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@david8hughes: [me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died
@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
@sigridellis: My son was at his blacksmithing camp yesterday. He came home with a knife "forged in the dark of an eclipse." I am so proud.