@KentWGraham: I hate when I’m running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it’s been 4 minutes.
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@Lunatic_times: It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar.
@midnightwhale: "OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE" who is it? "POLICE" what is a police *cops start whispering* "how does he not know what a police is"
@D2BMcG: Yes, I'm English. No, I can't speak British to you. No, I don't know the Queen. No, I don't want a spot of tea.
@withanewname: After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman.