@mrjohntofu: I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.
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@UncleBob56: What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer.
@BeCoco77: True Story: A guy at the supermarket walked up to me today and asked me if I was on twitter. I said no. If you're reading this, I lied.
@rocknthepurple: I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it.
@DamienFahey: I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.