@kavoinooi: I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings
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@anildash: Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying "My, uh… friend said…"
@JermHimselfish: You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
@sarcasticmommy4: My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: "Uh, go buy new clothes?" Have kids. It's fun.