@lisaOoOo: I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later.
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@yonewt: HOW TO BE ONE OF THE COOL KIDS ON TWITTER: 1. Pick an adjective 2. Add "AF" 3. Enjoy your new life, sans shame and ridicule
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@aka_fatman: "I tell you, this car runs like a dream!" I change gears and the gearstick turns into a swan. I turn on the wipers & it rains on the inside.