@RoosterMustache: I hate when my phone corrects "hood morning" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today.
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@briangaar: If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there
@SADCHICANA: why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism
@AngelaEhh: My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee.
@GlennyRodge: "My dog's learning to speak a foreign language." "Español?" "No, he's a labrador."