@OhNoSheTwitnt: I hate when people say "you always want what you don't have" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of "want."
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@FSUSteve: Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?
@CollegeHumor: Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than "horsemeat".
@Xalqee: When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
@kelkulus: We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy.