@OhNoSheTwitnt: I hate when people say "you always want what you don't have" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of "want."
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@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@jackiembouvier: I bought a bathing suit yesterday and the automated voice said "unexpected item in bagging area".
@hbreaker9999: My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.