@lovexios: I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up.
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@StayNobody: What can I get you to drink? "Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?
@TEXASVETERAN: I just read a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan." Sent from iPhone.
@elle91: Got fired from the duty free store for never showing up which is very misleading and also bullshit.