@JennyJohnsonHi5: I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia.
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@chiekshere: [waffle house] Waitress: how do u like your eggs Me: hatched and with their families W: no how do u like them cooked M: [spits out coffee]
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