@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
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@davetureq: Ever since they started calling pole dancers "artists," I've been writing on my resume that my talents include "moving in artistic circles."
@aveuaskew: "Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
@Pirate_nurse: It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as "the one with the tig ol biddies"...wonder what time HR gets here
@_Pandy: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them