@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something.
@weenbeans: will you marry me? "OMG YES! I love you!!!" *imagines typing only 4 characters for 'wife' instead of 'girlfriend' on Twitter* I love you too
@ShesARealGenius: [Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: "Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it."