@osoplain: I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone
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@LambyMcSheeps: if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions
@WilliamRodgers: It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic...
@ColoChiver: When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.