@greg_vee: I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it.
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@Home_Halfway: Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with "If you're reading this, I'm already dead."
@Deurb1: The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters.
@_CremDelaEm: He called me passive aggressive. I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though.