@Quartzjixler: I hate when that happens.
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@egg_dog: [death row] Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis. Guard: … Me: it sounded longer in my head.
@GrantTanaka: January 1: GONNA WORK OUT EVERYDAY January 2: [works out] Jan 3: [kind of works out] Jan 4: [too busy to work out] Jan 5: VANITY IS BULLSHIT
@gogglepossum: Date: wow you are dressed to kill tonight! [Me in full medieval armour] a knight never takes a life unless he has to Janice