@Quartzjixler: I hate when that happens.
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@SortaBad: Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even
@jus4golf: Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was.