@Quartzjixler: I hate when that happens.
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@Spaziotwat: [Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: "wtf?" God:"You're a crab" Crab:"wtf?" God:"Now go forth" Crab: *walks sideways "WTAF?!"
@BoomBoomBetty: Aisle 3: oh my god hi! Aisle 5: haha hi Aisle 9: yeah hello... Aisle 10: [little smile] Aisle 13: I swear to god I will cut you if I see your face again -Death spiral of a friendship when you keep running into them at Target
@HeyZeus666: The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list.
@Mr_Kapowski: Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was "he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"