@Steelers1972: I hate when the cashier ask me " You doing alright today " when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change.
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@genehunter1: If you don't have a bucket list, then put "make bucket list" on your "To Do" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?
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@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
@Boleyngirly: I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off.