@respected_loner: i hate when the news guys say "our nation's capital". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is
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@DiabeetusNurse: This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday. Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe.
@_CherriAnn_: I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game
@CelebrityChez: In retrospect, "so I guess we would all look the same if we were made into sausage" was probably weird small talk for a funeral.