@Marcmywords2: I hate when you go to a surprise party, and all anyone wants to do is talk about your drug problem.
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@AnnietheNanny1: Just watched a woman outside of the UPS store yell at another woman, "GO TO HELL, MARGARET!" Margaret looked absolutely scandalized. As if this was the first time someone told Margaret to go to hell. As if.
@KeetPotato: one of my goals in life is to be on such bad terms with a person that i have to watch their funeral from a distance behind a tree
@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.