@KindOfASmartass: I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored
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@thisis_thatguy: I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax.
@TheTweetOfGod: It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains.
@jake_lach: -"I was the girl that hated you back in high school." -"I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"