@jonnysun: i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head
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@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'
@ShawnIzadi: Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?
@kashmir_lover1: According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking According to my bartender, I look great Moral of the story: I'm drunk