@NYC_Blonde: "I hate you but I love you. I miss you but you make me sick. You're wonderful but get away from me" -My love letter to carbs
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@sip_at_home_mom: You know that kid on the field who's too busy spinning in circles to notice the ball coming at him? He's mine, and he's not even on a team.
@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job.
@bluetractor: I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that